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Proverb Simplification Exercise – 9

Posted on June 8, 2015March 23, 2015 by Matthew Green

Alls well that ends well. El Woppo got his piñatas, Jefe got some tequila and you’ve got your last overtly verballed proverb to solve.

Never wrestle with a pig because you’ll get dirty and the pig likes it.

sweater

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Proverb Simplification Exercise – 8

Posted on June 1, 2015March 23, 2015 by Matthew Green

Poor Jefe. He’d be hopeless at these proverb simplifications huh?!

A condition characterised by tardiness is more desirable than one that is systematically marked by eternal absenteeism.

Maybe not…

take it out on Jefe

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Proverb Simplification Exercise – 7

Posted on May 25, 2015March 23, 2015 by Matthew Green

Yeah, yeah, the singing bush gave it up. Hopefully this one is trickier.

Oh, and Jefe’s back…

The warm blooded class Ave who is governed by promptitude can apprehend the small, elongated and slender creeping animal.

superior intellect

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Proverb Simplification Exercise – 6

Posted on May 18, 2015March 23, 2015 by Matthew Green

It was a fair question from El Woppo. I wonder how Jefe will handle it?

I also wonder how you’ll handle this?

A winged and feathered animal in the digital limb is as valuable as a duet in the shrubbery.

maxresdefault

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Proverb Simplification Exercise – 5

Posted on May 11, 2015March 23, 2015 by Matthew Green

Did Jefe throw you? Good 😛

This one is easier I promise.

Illegal transgression has no rumination for its perpetrators.

whats a plethora

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