I wore a fancy waistcoat to work yesterday. Looked very dapper if I do say so myself.Bullwinkle

Then a young boy on the train asked his mother if I was a magician.

Well, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass.

Wait…what…they don’t come from there?

But I’m not wearing a hat!

Alright, alright I’ll put my pants back on.

Bloody railway cops never let you have any fun.