The Dark Side of Ribena.

I’m not sure if I have posed this before but; if a Ribena berry drinks Ribena juice, does that not make the currant a cannibal?

Surely the act of squishing ones own siblings, just to extract their syrupy succulence, is akin to the salacious nature of a serial killer.

As a consumer of its compatriot’s compote, does that not mean that the blushing blackcurrant is a bloodsucking botanical beast?

Maybe the macabre machinations of the mindless maroon monster means it has been zombified!

Does not the thought of pulverizing into pulp the pips of your own produce, prompt the recollection of poems by Poe?

Do we need this much vicious viscous violence for the sake of vitamin C?

Whatever the revelation be on the look out for more frightening fruit next time you visit your local green grocer.

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