Who the heck you are I think.
I’m not under what they call,
The alcofluence of incohol.
I’m not drunk as thinkle peep,
I’m just s little slort of sheep.
Tee martoonis make a guy.
Fool so feelish, don’t know why.
Rally don’t know who’s me yet.
The drunker I stay the longer I get.
So just one more to fill my cup,
I’ve all day sober to Sunday up.
– Many thanks to Irish Murphy in Hobart for the heads up 😉