Ode to Alcohol

Starkle Starkle little twink,whisky

Who the heck you are I think.

I’m not under what they call,

The alcofluence of incohol.

I’m not drunk as thinkle peep,

I’m just s little slort of sheep.

Tee martoonis make a guy.

Fool so feelish, don’t know why.

Rally don’t know who’s me yet.

The drunker I stay the longer I get.

So just one more to fill my cup,

I’ve all day sober to Sunday up.

– Many thanks to Irish Murphy in Hobart for the heads up ūüėČ