I wore a fancy waistcoat to work yesterday. Looked very dapper if I do say so myself.
Then a young boy on the train asked his mother if I was a magician.
Well, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass.
Wait…what…they don’t come from there?
But I’m not wearing a hat!
Alright, alright I’ll put my pants back on.
Bloody railway cops never let you have any fun.
