Bloody Mayans

So we’re all still alive and kicking huh!

No dead relatives nibbling on your bum?

No aliens probing your privates?

Nibiru missed you?

Didn’t get raptured or taken away on a celestial cruiser?

I told you the Mayans were douchebags 😉

I bet there will be a lot of babies born in September 2013 😯

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