Matt Green

I am a forty something father of five and an as yet unpublished author with my first novel ready to go. I am an experienced 'hands on' business manager with a track record of success servicing clients throughout Australia and New Zealand in the publishing, media and printing industries. I have a Bachelor of Commerce degree majoring in Management and Legal Studies, with skills in Marketing, Economics and Accounting. My business acumen has enabled me to manage companies through depression, succession, recession and progression. My love of creative writing was forged in high school but accelerated in my twenties. I spent four years at the TAFE College in Ultimo studying Copy Writing, Copy Editing and Proof Reading, amongst other things. During my free time from furthering my education and raising a family I was an avid songwriter penning the poetry for children’s music as well as adult contemporary. Unfortunately my guitar playing ability was somewhat less than average so many of my rhymes lacked the rhythm required for commercial release. In my thirties I began developing story lines that I hoped to turn into quality works of fiction. I presently have a few more ‘work in progress’ novels and the beginning of a screenplay gathering dust on my hard drive. For my business I have written case studies and press releases as well as a monthly newsletter with technical information and marketing spiel. All these documents are published via our website and some have been picked up by industry trade journals and reprinted. My personal blog site is http://matthewgreen.com.au/ and I can be contacted via email: mattvgreen@gmail.com

Homepage: http://matthewvgreen.wordpress.com

An open letter to Manly coach Geoff Toovey.

Dear Sir, Let’s examine some recent evidence. Manly centre Steve Matai leaps into the air to clothesline George Burgess with a violent swinging forearm and only gets a one week suspension with an early guilty plea. Manly coach Geoff Toovey spits the dummy. Manly fullback Brett Stewart drops his elbow into Andrew Everingham’s jaw, even […]

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People’s Choice Award

Hi Guys, I have a big favour to ask. My blog is one of approximately 47 billion that have been listed for the People’s Choice Award in the 2013 Best Australian Blogs competition. Unfortunately I didn’t make the cut – again – this year according to the judges, but you can make a difference by […]

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Blues, Bog, Beers and Beards – al niente

Time to re-string that guitar and wind down with the coda to my Bluesfest review. For those that want a refresher here are the Crescendo and Fortissimo Possibile. Day 4. Slip Slidin’ Away One of my favourite newbies were the King Cannons. With a raw and edgy sound and a style reminiscent of early Bruce […]

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Blues, Bog, Beers and Beards – Fortissimo Possibile

Grab your capos and lets go allegro for part two of my Bluesfest review! For those that missed it, here’s the crescendo. Day 2. It’s Raining Again. One of the problems camping on site with no mode of transportation is that you become somewhat marooned and reliant on the venue organisers to provide early morning […]

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Blues, Bog, Beers and Beards – Crescendo

I went to Bluesfest over Easter, in the glorious beachside settings of Cape Byron. We managed to see thirty-six bands over five days with only one dud amongst them. It was a fantastic experience. Fly Like And Eagle. I’ve always felt a spiritual attachment to Byron Bay, ever since a trip with friends one summer […]

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Presto

I wore a fancy waistcoat to work yesterday. Looked very dapper if I do say so myself. Then a young boy on the train asked his mother if I was a magician. Well, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass. Wait…what…they don’t come from there? But I’m not wearing a hat! Alright, alright […]

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How To Wash a Cat

This really works, trust me Step 1. Raise the lid of the toilet seat. Don’t worry if your dog drinks out of it, dogs are stupid. Just make sure there are no floaters. Step 2. Be sure to flush away all of the Harpic or Blu Loo cleaner in the cistern. The last thing you […]

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Papal Pun

Sorry, couldn’t help myself

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Souths Turn 105 Today

On the 17 January, way back in 1908, the South Sydney District Rugby League Football Club was founded at Redfern Town Hall and Rugby League was born. Nine teams comprised the competition that year. They were, in alphabetical order; Souths won the inaugural game of Rugby League, held at Birchgrove Oval, by defeating North Sydney […]

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Merry Christmas Everyone

And a Happy New Year.

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